A wannabe Nick Cronpton,
But sucks more dick,
So does he have a girlfriend too?
Well if he can get a girl,
Anyone can get laid.
He's a fat shit too,
Been years since he has seen his dick.
He reminds me of precious,
Not black,more thick.
There's proof that the smallest bitches make the most noise.
That's why his chat up lines are the shitest from the kelvin boys.